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Jun. 29th, 2008 @ 09:28 pm Week forty-five: The departure
In which Robert packs his suitcase and protects his friends from vicious butterflies

30 June, 2008, 9:13 AM

So my exams went off without a hitch. No problems there. I did them all by the 21st and handed in all my marks by the 24th, and I've been effectively unemployed since then.

I bought a book of recipes! You've no idea how pleased I am that I found a book of Chinese recipes printed in English. Also, one of my students printed me out a recipe for yang rou pao mo, which is a local dish, so it wouldn't be in the book. I love pao mo (which is like a mutton stew with chunks of bread soaking in it) and I hope I can find the ingredients for it in Canada.

Emma and I took a day trip (which turned out to be a two-day trip) to go hiking through a canyon / nature reserve in the southeast of the province. The thing is, we didn't really know how far away it was, and it actually took us eight hours on a bus each way. The countryside was stunning, and lucky for that because it would have been a boring eight hours without it. But we arrived in the late afternoon, and we checked into a hotel for the night, just in time for a huge thunderstorm to break and the power to go out. There was enough hot water for us to shower, which was very appreciated because we were filthy and sweaty after being on those buses for eight hours. We walked through the canyon the next morning and I learned that Emma has a fear of butterflies. You know, the really beautiful, gentle, fragile things that flutter about and don't bother anyone? Yeah, them. She would shriek and hide behind me every time one crossed our path, which was maybe once every couple of minutes. It was hilarious. I've no idea why someone with a fear of bugs would ever propose taking a trip to a nature reserve, but… whatever.

The trip back… was possibly the most surreal experience I've had in this country to date. I've spoken about the insanity of the traffic in Xi'An before- at least, I assume I must have because it's truly amazing. But… the traffic outside of the city is also kind of hard to believe. A lot of the roadways are dirt roads, of course, and there are some highways too. The highways are all either being built or being repaired, but they don't actually prevent anyone from driving on them. Anyone can get onto any highway they like, and if you come across some construction, you just have to turn around – on the HIGHWAY – and find another route, or else maybe drive across the divider and use the oncoming highway, or you could just go right through the construction. We were maybe a dozen people packed into a van and we were dodging oncoming traffic, driving over breaks in the road, manoeuvring around huge backhoes and over hundreds and hundreds of tons of gravel piled in the middle of the way. At some point during this, three women in the back decide to start singing. I kid you not. They must have been members of a choir or something, because they were clearly used to singing with each other, but they started singing an old traditional Chinese song, or maybe it was Chinese opera, I'm not sure. It was the absolute last thing I had expected to hear.

Most of the Siyuan foreigners have left already- or else they're travelling around but they'll be back. Right now it's just me, Yan and Stephen. Randy's moved into his new apartment downtown, as he's just staying throughout the summer, Sam and Dawn are right now in Hangzhou (I think) but they're coming back to Xi'An before going back to Canada. Robbie's been gone for two days, Douglas has been gone for nearly two weeks, and Michel for over a month. The students are also disappearing- there are fewer and fewer every day and it's beginning to resemble the ghost town it was in February when everyone was away in their hometowns for Spring Festival. It's not nearly so empty as that yet, but it's way less crowded than it has been for the past few months.

Went out last night for one last evening with the foreigners at the bar. This was potentially the last time I'll see Jordan, Aaron, Tim, Matthew, Serge, James, Jamie, Louise, Stefan, Charlie and Tingting, so had a blast with them. Got little sleep. Tired now.

So I'm leaving the province! Going to travel around Guangxi province with Thane and Emma for a little over a week. I'll write about that later, but for now I'll just let you know that my official date of return to Montreal will be 26 July. I also don't know how reliable any internet access will be until then, so I might not be communicating with you very much in the next while. Just a heads up. Assume I'm doing fine.

Bye!
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Jun. 13th, 2008 @ 08:56 pm Week forty-three: The end of the year
In which Robert prepares to end his experiment and reflects

13 June, 2008, 9:48 PM

It's official: I am sick of people responding to my plans to return home by looking at me with big puppy-dog eyes and saying, "why you don't like China?" I think a lot of people are, for some reason, taking it personally that I don't want to stay here for the rest of my life. I never said I dislike China; in fact, I tell them quite the opposite. They just figure that if I want to go back home, there must be some kind of problem.
Geez.

So with Michel leaving arose complications. Surprise! I got a phone call - actually, several - from my coordinator/translator Linda in the English department this past Tuesday morning, during my class. At break time, I saw that I had 3 missed calls and a text message from her. When I called, I learned that she needed me to take one of Michel's classes on that came day, only 4 hours later, because apparently no one thought it would be a good idea to re-assign his work before then. She says she didn't even know. I'm not sure whether she's telling the truth or not. On the one hand, I know that the administration of this school lies to us regularly. I know that he had discussed leaving his contract a month early with the foreign teachers' coordinator, and he had done it as far back as April or so. But on the other hand, it wouldn't surprise me at all if she was really not aware of it, because there is pretty much zero internal communication between the different departments of the school. So I took the class. It turns out this is a class I had already had, last semester- and I was glad when I didn't have them anymore, because they were a group of unmotivated, uninterested students who really didn't want to be there- with maybe 2 exceptions in the class. It wasn't a pleasant group to teach and I wasn't entirely pleased to see that I had them again. I also found that they also had no idea that Michel was going to be leaving- he hadn't mentioned it to any of them- and they didn't seem to be enjoying the class with him any more than they had been with me, because only 4 of them showed up. The following week, zero students came. So, yes, I technically now have 4 extra hours a week (and it means I now technically finish at 4:30, Tuesdays through Thursdays) but in reality I've been coming to class at 2:25 and leaving at 2:30 because no one's there except me.

They aren't the only ones, though. The number of my students in my regular classes is shrinking as well. In my class of 82 the other day, there were five at the beginning, with 5 more trickling in after a while. I let them go early.

It's going up to 35 degrees almost every day, and my air conditioner unit is broken. My room does not smell great.

In good news, I was actually given my exam schedule a full week before they begin! This is a vast improvement over last semester. I have three exams to administer, and the first one is tomorrow, the 14th, with the next two on Wednesday and Saturday the 21st. And then I'll have finished my classes! I'll have three days to hand in the students' marks. Then seven days of unemployment in Xi'An, during which I'm going to be doing a bunch of shopping and sightseeing and partying and saying good-bye to various people. I'm leaving the city on the first, and traveling around the south of the country for a while. I'm going to Guilin with Emma and Thane for a few days, and visiting various people- and I'll be pulling in to Montreal in late July.

It's going to feel really good to be back. I know that a lot of people fall in love with foreign cities, or with travel, or with a person, or something, and it entices them to stay abroad for an extra year or eight. And that simply hasn't happened to me. If there were one thing to encourage me to stay, it would be the language. I absolutely adore learning this language. Now, before I left, there were a few people who commented on my ability to pick up on new languages and their confidence that I'd learn it quickly. In all honesty, I have no idea where this idea came from, because I've never done anything to warrant this kind of comment. I speak English well and I know my grammar, but the only other language I've ever learned is French, and I don't speak it nearly as well as the rest of my family, or most of my friends either. I can get my meaning across, but when I speak it it's very obvious that I'm an anglo. So I'm not sure what people are talking about when they mention my aptitude in learning languages.

However, I am actually pretty proud of my progress in learning Chinese in the past year. I think it's a really wonderful language and the grammar is so different from English that the more I want to learn about it, the more I want to learn about it. So I fully intend to continue studying it after I come back. In Montreal I'd like to take some formal lessons, enter into a language exchange, do whatever. And I would like to return to China eventually, for this main reason, because I know that this is the best place to learn it. But not for a while. I want to spend a significant amount of time in Montreal- because it is, after all, my home. There's tons of good and bad that I can say about both Xi'An and Montreal, but there's no argument to be had, Montreal is where I want to spend most of my life.

The other people who are staying- some of them just don't have a very satisfying life in Canada. One got married to a Chinese girl. Some don't want to be tied down to a single place. None of this applies to me, though. I find my life in Montreal very fulfilling, and when I left it, I had always intended to come back. The point was to gain experience, to try something different, to try and learn something about a different culture, about the world, about myself. I wanted to experience this so I'd better be able to understand Montreal, not to shop around for a possible alternative place to live. I wanted to grow as a person, not run away from anything. Although I had always kept my options open- if it had turned out that this place really was amazing, I never ruled out the idea that I might potentially want to live here, it just never tempted me. It's missing some key things that Montreal has. Notably, loved ones.

I found it very hard to make friends here, mostly because of the small pool of people with whom I could really communicate well. Less than a dozen foreigners live at my school, and I only really got along well with two of them, one of whom left in January. There were two others with whom I used to get along really well, last semester, but something shifted around March or April and suddenly I wasn't getting along well at all with them. I made some friends downtown, and I had fun times with them, but I always knew that were I in Montreal, I wouldn't hang out with them. The only reason I was hanging out with them in China was because there was no one else. I realise that I left some very special people in Montreal and I would be a fool to move away permanently. There are three people whom I've met here whom I'd want to see in Montreal, and they really helped to keep me sane. I will miss them- but it's just not enough to keep me here.

Of course, there are other reasons why I would prefer to live in Montreal, but this is the major one. I'm a very social person, and being here has helped me to realise just how important that is to me and to my emotional well-being. I'm very glad for the experience, but it's not something I want to do for my whole life. I feel that I've gained enormously from the past year. I've learned so much and I'm also made more aware of just how much I don't know. There's so much here that I'll never understand… and this is just one country in the world. I've changed, as well. I couldn't tell you how exactly, but I know I'm not exactly the same person who left Canada last year. And I would be sorely disappointed with myself if I were. Hell, I'd be disappointed if I didn't change at least a little during any given year of my life, not just one spent in a different country.

I know my time isn't up quite yet, but a lot of these thoughts are going through my head as though I were leaving tomorrow. I've still got over a week of classes and a few more weeks out of Montreal, but mentally I'm on my way home. I'll see you soon.
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May. 25th, 2008 @ 09:09 am Week forty: The earthquake, continued

In which our hero reflects on people leaving and people bereaving

25 May, 2008, 12:59 PM

This is a really interesting time to be in China. The reaction of the country - meaning, both the government and the people - to the earthquake two weeks ago has been amazing and there's a lot to say about it.

First of all, I am blown away by the compassion and empathy that I feel coming from everyone around me. It's a big contrast from Canada- I mean, it isn't as though we don't care about tragedies that happen to people we don't know, but I find often we're very distant from it. Not here. Here it seems to be intensely personal, even for people who've never been to Sichuan province and don't know anyone who lives there. Students tell me they cry when they watch the news. The government has collected 3.7 billion yuan in donations from the country - that's over $530 million in Canadian dollars. There are so many people volunteering to go and help in the rescue effort that they're causing congestion in the streets and they needed to tell some people to go back home. Queues to donate blood at the blood drives are so long that to donate, you might have to wait for three or four hours.

It's also kind of surreal being surrounded by information about the earthquake that I'm almost totally unable to understand. I mean, I've been surrounded for nine months by information that I can't understand, but now I'm able to understand just enough to know what they're talking about without actually knowing what they're saying, which is quite frustrating. And it's everywhere. It's been on the front page of every newspaper every day, it's been the top story of every newscast. The announcements over the loudspeakers across the campus every morning have been about the rescue effort. We even get text messages on our mobile phones.

Speaking of which! Did you know that out of the three or four major telecommunications companies in this country, every one of them is state-owned? Every once in a while - meaning, once a week or so - I would get a text message from China Mobile (or whichever company it is I'm registered with; I really don't remember) which I would of course ignore because I can't read it and I don't really care what it says anyway. Someone once told me they're advertisements. I don't know if they were advertisements before, but ever since the earthquake, I've been getting them more frequently- and so has everyone else in the country with a mobile phone. Up from once a week to three a day. And now, they aren't ads, they're news updates. For a week afterwards, we were getting warnings from the government to be careful for aftershocks. Updates on the number of rescued. Requests for donations. Even to people who don't read the paper or watch the news, the government is determined to make itself heard, and this is a great way to do it, because almost everyone in this country has a mobile phone. It's a mandatory piece of equipment. If I'm with a Chinese friend when I get one of these messages, I'll ask him or her to translate it for me, and of course it always says "there is no risk of another aftershock today" or something along those lines.

The risk of aftershocks is terrifying the hell out of all of the students as well, by the way. Students continued to sleep in tents and sleeping bags on the football fields for well over a week, because they don't want to be caught in their dormitories during another quake. They're all afraid that they're going to die. They even seem shocked when I told them that I've continued to sleep in my dormitory. "Aren't you afraid?" they ask me. No, not really. If the main quake didn't damage my dormitory, I'm not particularly afraid for the aftershocks. There were over 7,000 aftershocks, by the way.

So the people are being constantly bombarded with information about this disaster- there is nowhere to turn to tune out. The government asked the entire country to have three minutes of silence exactly one week after the quake hit, at 2:28 PM on May 19. Of course I didn't hear this bit of news, but I was in a restaurant at the time and an employee actually got on the PA system and reminded people to pay their respects. I saw everyone around me bowing their heads and standing still, so I followed suit. Meanwhile, outside, traffic had come to a dead stop and every car, truck and bus driver was honking his horn. Apparently pedestrians were to have three minutes of silence, but motorists were to make as much noise as possible.

I asked some of my students about these moments and they told me they were praying. I pressed the issue because I know that the government of China is atheist, and they said that they were "praying without praying." As near as I can tell, they try to empty their minds and think about nothing for the three minutes, in order to mourn, because most people here have no religion (and a lot of them have no sense of spirituality, either). I think it's really interesting that the word these girls used when they told me what they were doing is "praying." Of course, it looks like they're praying. They bow their heads and close their eyes and clasp their hands together. Basically they're doing the same thing religious Christians do when they're praying- except it's not religious. They physically do all of the same actions but mentally they do... nothing. They're trying to use a religious word to describe a profoundly religious action with all of the religion taken out.

A lot of the students have been deeply, deeply disturbed for the past two weeks. A lot of them have gone home to their families to visit them and see them, even if their families live nowhere near Sichuan. I suppose when it's all you hear about for days and weeks, it might get to you. I was surprised that so many of my students wanted to discuss it in class; I thought it would just be too unpleasant or overwhelming, but no, for over a week they didn't want to talk about anything else. Now we're finally getting to other topics, which is fine with me, but I'm surprised they wanted to talk about it for as long as they did. I've still had no problems resulting from the earthquake that affect me personally. The biggest problem I've faced is that I now won't be able to visit Sichuan province after my contract ends like I had been contemplating.

In other news, the weather is insane. It's broken 30 degrees almost every day for the past two weeks, and occasionally gone up to 35. I'm told that a month from now it might be going up to 42 on hot days.

Emma has started a weekly "Chinese Corner" at a coffee shop downtown for foreigners, which is a wonderful opportunity for me to practice and meet new people, and also it's a great way of drawing the foreigner's community a bit closer together. There were about 15 people gathered at the first one, this past week- maybe half of them were foreign. I met some new Chinese folk, as well as a girl from France, and a guy from Italy.

Michel is gone! He left this past Friday, as he got a temporary job offer in Shanghai and then a more permanent one in Changsa, Hunan province, which is his new wife's hometown. We all had dinner together (except for Stephen and Dawn, who had class at the time) on Wednesday evening to see him off, but I'm not entirely sad he's gone. I didn't dislike the man, but he hadn't made any effort in months to have any contact with any of the other foreigners. So there isn't really a big difference now that he's not there, except I can't hear him through the wall anymore. It looks as though most of the foreigners are sticking around- Michel is going to Changsa in the fall, Sam and Yan are trying to make plans to get jobs in Beijing, Stephen and Randy have found jobs at different schools in Xi'An, and Douglas is staying on at Siyuan. That means out of the people who were here last semester and this semester, I am the only one returning to Canada indefinitely. Frank was here only last semester and he's been back in Canada since February, and Roberta has only been here since the beginning of April and she headed back, but even Dawn, who arrived in February, has tentative plans to travel some more; maybe within China maybe elsewhere. But I am one of the few who really wants to go back to Canada. I'm not sure what this says about me or about them. I think most of the people here just don't have a whole lot to go back to. I know that's the case for at least a couple of them.

That's about it for now. I'm looking forward more and more to returning, but no, I STILL don't know when. I'm going through a bit of an issue with logistics, trying to organise excursions with no fewer than five different people in four different countries on my way back. I don't know how many of them will be possible, if any. I will keep you updated. Take care y'all.

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May. 14th, 2008 @ 09:08 pm Week thirty-nine: Cooking and quaking
In which Robert makes mud from vegetables, eats a lot of plain rice, and somehow fails to notice an earthquake measuring 7.9 on the Richter scale until it's pointed out to him

14 May, 2008, 9:47 PM

To begin, I'm alive and well and uninjured. Now that that's out of the way…

So I got sick again this month. I think in the past three months I've gotten ill more times than I have in the rest of the past three years. I really don't get sick very often, but here, my immune system seems to be running out of steam. Or else I just happen to be running into a ton of germs. But I had some kind of head cold for a week and a half, followed by… well, the doctor told my Chinese friend, who ran it through his translation dictionary and came up with "gastroenteritis." I won't describe the messy details, I'll just say that it's not the most unpleasant illness I've ever had, but it's certainly the most unpleasant I've had in years. I visited the doctor on the third day and he gave me a large number of pills and told me to swallow fifteen every day. I wasn't too keen on that idea, but swallowed some of them, at least, and I now have my appetite back and can eat a full meal without suffering any ill effects afterwards. It lasted maybe a week total. I'm really glad it's gone, because being confined to my bedroom was really getting boring. I can only watch so many pirated DVDs in a day. Also, I can only eat so much plain rice in a lifetime.

They seem to love medication here, by the way. Anytime I mention to someone that I'm ill in any way, I'm always told that I should go see the doctor and take medicine. Even if it's a common cold, which, last I checked, is incurable except through rest and time. When I sprained my ankle, I wasn't sold bandages. I was sold some strong-smelling red liquid to rub onto it.

Emma invited me to her home to show me how to cook some traditional Chinese dishes! It turns out that a lot of them are really, really straightforward. Boil vegetable oil. Drop ingredients in oil. Stir. It's just a matter of having the ingredients around. Of course, that's not how all of them are made, but quite a number of them are done in the same style. It was also a little odd seeing the MSG on the counter right next to the salt and sugar. But I had a blast hanging out and cooking with her, and we had a kind of semi-Chinese lesson at the same time. By the way: 土豆泥, which means "mashed potatoes," literally translates into "potato mud." Awesome.

So I learned, during the course of the day, that there was apparently a 7.9 earthquake that afternoon, which I had somehow missed. I eventually realised that I had been on a moving city bus at the time of the quake, and I guess the shaking just kind of blended in with the rest of the insane traffic that's par for the course in this city. I did realise once I got off the bus that there were way more people on the sidewalks than usual, but I chalked it up to the fine weather and sunshine. I thought it was kind of unusual that there seemed to be no free taxis in the neighbourhood and that my phone wasn't able to connect to the network, but it wasn't until I actually spoke to Emma that she told me there had just been a 7.9 earthquake with an epicentre 600 kilometres away.

The students had to stay outside of all of the buildings on campus, all day. They weren't allowed in the library or their classrooms or their dorms, until I think 10:30 that night. Apparently none of them have had any kind of a decent night's sleep since Sunday because they keep getting woken up by paranoid roommates thinking the building is collapsing on them. A number of them also went outside and slept on the football field even after they were allowed back in their dorms, for fear that another earthquake might kill them in their sleep. No one at the school got hurt, although I heard that there were about 15 deaths in the city, about a hundred injuries, and maybe 180 deaths in the province. Nearly all of the destruction has been in Sichuan province, which is to the south-west of Shaanxi. Also, one of the other foreigners here was actually in Chengdu at the time of the quake- he couldn't get home until this morning, but he's fine. And he says that Chengdu actually withstood the quake very well- it's a modern city and a lot of the buildings are resistant to this kind of damage. It's mostly in the small towns and the surrounding area, where the buildings are older and less stable, that the death and destruction has occurred.

Thanks, everyone, for your e-mails and concern. I'm fine, unlike about 20,000 others a few hundred kilometres away. Hope you're well.
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Apr. 30th, 2008 @ 08:35 am Week thirty-seven: weekend in Beijing
In which Robert is not swindled, contemplates criminal activity, and uses an umbrella for something that was not its original purpose.

30 April, 2008, 7:46 PM

So I sprained my ankle, yeah, but it wasn't very serious at all. I hobbled around the campus for a couple of days, using my umbrella as a cane, but after a week I stopped limping completely and there's no problem. It's still kind of uncomfortable if I bend it in certain ways, but it's for the most part healed. I'm running again, but for less distance.

Beijing was awesome. My only problem with the trip was that it was far too short. Apparently three days isn't enough time to properly explore a city with a population of seventeen million- who knew? We actually got to stay in the apartment of a contact Stephen had made back in February when he was on a plane ride to South Africa. He chatted with this woman and she invited him to visit Beijing, and she offered to house him in her and her husband's apartment. So we got to eat home-cooked meals and didn't have to pay for a hotel! I also got to see Husain again, which was great, as it always is. We got to see the place where he lives, though I know he's currently looking for another place because it's only temporary. We also climbed the Great Wall – which was awesome. Not "climbed" as in up the side, but "climbed" as in the entire thing is one giant staircase up the side of a mountain. It's unbelievable. Husain took a big travel backpack and filled it with books, because he wanted the extra exercise. I was doing FINE for exercise without carrying anything at all, so he was kind of dead at the end of it. We actually went as far as we could along the wall before we found a sign that said it was forbidden to go further since that section of the wall hasn't been reconstructed and it's not safe, apparently. Husain tried to bribe the guard to let him past, but no dice. It's probably for the best, as the other people we were travelling with were waiting for us by the time we got back.

Oh, and we almost got cheated! We ran into a couple of students on the street, the kind who seem to seek out foreigners and cling to them. They're quite common. These two told us that they were from an art school and there was an exhibition of the students' artwork. They took us to a room where there was a collection of paintings being displayed, and we were asked if we wanted to buy anything. We said no, and kept looking and admiring the talent of these students. We found it kind of annoying when they wouldn't let up on asking us to buy something, and, of course, lowering and lowering the price, down from ridiculous to unreasonable. We eventually firmly said no and left. We only realised maybe an hour later, when we stepped into a tourists' shop and found the exact same paintings on sale there for a fraction of the price, that they weren't students at all, nor were any of the paintings originals. These people actually wander around on the street looking for stupid tourists such as myself, so they can pretend to be students and swindle them.

Beijing is so different from Xi'An, in so many ways. We didn't speak to a whole lot of people, but the attitudes of the few people we spoke to were different. Beijing is far, far more liberal than Xi'An is- it really made me realise just how traditional the people here are. It also may have to do with the fact that the few people we met were artists and people in artists' communities.

They've re-arranged my schedule yet again, for the last time. I now have 16 hours a week, and Fridays off instead of Tuesdays. Remember, though, that the weekend at this school runs from Sunday to Monday, so I actually had a three-day weekend before, and now my days off are broken. Oh well. I'll live. I have eight more weeks (I think) of classes before I have to administer exams, and I think it'll be a good eight weeks. The students seem like keen ones, and they're all classes that I've never had before, so I can re-use some of the material I've used in other classes. That'll make things way easier for me.

I started taking formal Chinese lessons! Emma used to be a private tutor for foreigners (it's how she met her husband) and she misses it, so she said she'd be happy to give me some weekly lessons. In exchange, at first, I was going to give her some French lessons. She's a beginner, so at a low level like that I wouldn't have any issue teaching French (although of course I wouldn't be comfortable teaching it at a higher level). But it became a moot point, because she decided she didn't want the lessons just now after all, she's going to focus on English. Though I told her that her English is better than any other Chinese person I'd met since I came here, she's nervous about taking a test in a couple of months that she'll need to pass if she wants to emigrate to any English-speaking country, which she's considering. Anyways, the point of this is that I'm now taking formal Chinese lessons from an experienced teacher, essentially for free. I realise that now is probably not the best time to start, as my trip is already more than three-quarters over, but better late than never, I suppose. I've had one lesson and I really enjoyed it, so it'll be really nice to have these once a week for the next few weeks.

No, by the way, I also don't know when I'm coming back. The termination of my contract is approaching, but I'm really not sure what's going to happen after that. There are a number of places I'd like to go, and a number of people I'd like to spend time with, before I come back to Canada, but I'm not sure what'll be possible, because of logistics and scheduling. I'm also re-considering possibly visiting Beijing in August. I was leaning away from it for a while, but I'm thinking more and more that it might be a really fascinating experience. The political environment is going to be simply amazing. So, it'll be sometime between the beginning of July and the end of August. I probably won't know until at least the beginning of June, and possibly even later than that. I'll let you know as things progress.

In other news, I might murder one of the other foreigners sometime in the next eight weeks- or maybe he might murder me. Either one is possible. I'll keep you posted.
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Apr. 1st, 2008 @ 07:53 pm Week thirty-three: the second semester, continued
In which our protagonist makes hamburgers, plans to travel and almost gets beat up by a student

Hi there!

So, the past few weeks have seen St. Patrick's Day and Easter, and April Fool's Day. For St Patrick's, we decorated the gazebo outside with paper clovers and leprechauns, and got drunk outside in the open air, and lucky us, it was an absolutely beautiful day. We could wear t-shirts outside, and we stayed out well into the night. We even invited a number of our friends from other schools, who made the trek to the outskirts of the city to come join us. We also met a couple of new Canadians, named James and Serge, who just got here a few weeks ago and seem to be pretty cool. We also got out the barbeque and made hamburgers. For Easter we did the same thing, but indoors and with fewer people. We barbequed lamb, made mashed potatoes and sangria. Maybe you don't understand just how amazing that is for us: I haven't eaten mashed potatoes in seven months. We ate mashed potatoes.

For April Fool's day, I had a blast. Sam and Randy and I arranged it so that I would charge into their classes at a specific time and pretend to bludgeon them with a big stick, and then run out. I have no classes on Tuesday, so I was free for this. Randy's students apparently weren't fooled, because they didn't even stop their class discussion while he was lying motionless on the floor, after I had run out the door. Sam's class was way better; I guess he was a more convincing victim, because one of the girls started calling the hospital on her cel phone and one of the boys chased me out of the building.

The weather has cooled down a bit, but I'm still not complaining. Actually, the wind has been howling something fierce for the past couple of days, and since I live on the fourth floor, it's nice and loud against my window.

I've been thinking a lot, the past few weeks, and something that I had never even considered before is now looking like a very real option. Since before I arrived, I knew I wanted to learn the language, but I imagined it would be a casual thing. I didn't really expect to ever become fluent, just maybe semi-functional. And of course, I haven't become fluent in the past seven months. But I have been proud of my progress in learning the language, and what's even more amazing, I actually enjoy it. So now, I'm considering that if I reach a certain level of proficiency with this language, I could use it to help me find a job. As in, a job as an interpreter or a translator. Obviously this is going to require a lot more work and study, but I really think this is something I could enjoy. When I come back to Canada, I'd like to enrol in some formal lessons and find someone to enter a language exchange with. If I seriously want to speak this language well, I'll also have to return to China at some point, within the next few years. Now, I'm most definitely coming back to Canada this summer, and I have no plans to leave again right away, but depending on how I feel in the coming months, I might return to China for a few months eventually to improve my language some more.

In other news, I'm going to Beijing! Stephen and I are planning a trip to Beijing in 2 weeks for a weekend, Saturday to Tuesday. I haven't yet been to Beijing, which makes people look weirdly at me, as thought it's unheard of that I haven't yet visited it. Stephen's got a couple of contacts there that he met while travelling during the Chinese Spring Festival, and Husain's living there now, and has been for the past month. So that'll be great, I'm really looking forward to it!

I'm thinking of home more often again. I find myself missing people a lot again. The people I've met here can be a lot of fun and cool folks, but I don't know anyone here whom I'd ever call a really close friend, and I miss that a lot. There are things I just can't talk about with the people here; not necessarily personal things that they wouldn't understand or I wouldn't be comfortable discussing, (although I do miss talking about those as well) but many of my favourite topics are just not of any interest to most of the people here, like gaming or literature. Also, when I hang out with these people, I consume way more alcohol than I ever did while in Canada, just because this is what they do for fun most of the time. So the result of this is that I find myself counting the weeks until my contract is over, which I had been hoping I wouldn't have to do. Don't get me wrong; I'm still enjoying my time spent here, and I'll be just fine for the next three months, but I do find myself missing a few parts of my life that I consider very important. That is to say, I've been missing them for a while, but it's starting to become more noticeable. But it's not the end of the world. It just means I'm going to be pleased to return home.

In other news, I banged up my ankle something fierce today. I'm pretty sure I sprained it. I was chasing a runaway kite and must have stepped wrong, because now I'm limping and I've an ice pack on it. Wish me luck.

In any case, take care everyone. Keep in touch, and I'll do likewise.
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Mar. 10th, 2008 @ 08:05 pm Week thirty: The second semester
In which Robert sees family, enjoys the warm weather and starts functioning in Chinese- a little

11 March, 2008, 2:00 AM

I am amazed at how much the weather has warmed up in the past month. When I got back to China, a month and a half ago, it would be anywhere between -15 and 0 degrees. For the past two days, it's gone up to 18 and 20. I'm pleased, especially since everyone is reminding me what the weather is like in Canada. I'm not gloating, no… I'm just… yeah, I'm gloating.

So, classes have restarted. My schedule this semester is great, as I have 3-day weekends every week, and on most days I work from 8:00 – 12:00, so I have no class in the afternoon (except on Wednesdays, when I work from 8:00 – 12:00 and 2:00 to 4:00). My only gripe is that I have two classes which I also had last semester, who are just, in general, apathetic, uninterested and mostly empty. I have them twice a week, while all of my other classes I have only once a week. I'd rather I not have to go to these classes, but hey, my schedule is easy enough that I'm not about to complain. It's going to change mid-way through the semester, as it did in October, so I'll probably be rid of them then. Of course, my lovely 3-day weekends will most likely disappear at the same time, but I'll deal with it.

A new foreigner has arrived! Her name is Dawn and she's pretty cool. She fits into our social circle well and she seems to be adjusting well to China. Her department treats her way, way better than ours treats us. She actually got a tour around the city by the head of her department; we got no such thing. She has an office, too, with a few other people in her office, although that's less of a problem because I wouldn't use one even if I had one. This just reminds me about how annoying it is that our department gave us pretty much no help in adjusting to life in this country.

In other news, my mother and my aunt are currently on a six-city tour of China and I got to see them for a few days. This was at the same time very nice and very, very strange. I've divided my life into Canada and China, and I store the information in different parts of my brain. When I get a visitor from Montreal, it throws everything out of whack. So it was kind of surreal to be mixing these elements which are both familiar but in totally different ways. It's way weirder than mixing social circles. Anyways, they hired a professional tour guide to show them the tourist attractions and significant parts of the city, and I was able to join them on the tour for one day, which was really cool because there are a number of attractions that I haven't taken the time to see yet. I got to go see the Terra Cotta Warriors, which were really cool, and I saw a performance of traditional dance and music from the Tang dynasty, which was also really something. They were here for five days, and I would go see them for at least a couple of hours each day. I don't think I'd have been able to keep it up for a long time- it means that I hopped a bus downtown almost immediately after class each day, and I'm a person who usually enjoys a lot of (relatively) inactive private time. So while it was lovely to see them, it was also tiring. And weird.

I've been in a strange mood for the past week, and I'm not sure why. I've been a little homesick, a little impatient, just irritable in general. A few people have commented how I'm just uncharacteristically snappy. I really don't like it when something is bothering me and I can't tell what it is, because how am I supposed to deal with the problem then? I don't get into this kind of mood terribly often, but it really throws me off when it does happen.

I'm back into a regular schedule, which is actually good for me, because if I'm not in a schedule, my brain really doesn't work as well. I'm forgetful and lose track of time really easily. That is to say, even more so than usual. I still seem to be losing things once in a while, but it's not nearly so bad now.

Oh, speaking of losing things, I also got a new mobile phone. I decided it'd be a challenge to try and do it myself, without the help of an interpreter. I managed to buy one, but it took well over an hour and involved a lot of yelling in two languages. People here are crazy bureaucratic, well past the point of rationality, and that makes things difficult for me. That and the language barrier- which, I might add, is shrinking daily!

So take care, and don't anybody get crushed in a snowbank while I'm gone. My year here is more than half over, and I find myself thinking about Montreal a bit more than I have been for the past while, but also thinking about everything I haven't done here that I really should. The past six months have been… well, parts of them moved excruciatingly slowly, and other parts seemed to have zipped by without me noticing. I suspect the next four will be over more quickly than I anticipate. I'll see y'all soon enough.
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Feb. 11th, 2008 @ 07:21 am Week twenty-five: Chinese Spring Festival
In which our hero gets hit in the head by an exploding firecracker and eats a lot of food

11 February, 5:38 PM

A long, long time ago, there was a terrible monster called the Nian that lived out in the wilderness. But every year, the monster would come to the cities of China to hurt and eat people because disappearing into the night for another year. The Chinese villagers decided that something must be done about this, so one year, they lit firecrackers. The lights were so bright and the noise so loud that they scared off the Nian. The Chinese commemorate this day by lighting firecrackers and setting off fireworks to this day to celebrate the Spring Festival.

Now, I am not a Nian. But it seems that I'm still a viable target for firecrackers. I was at a bar downtown, meeting some friends, and some genius or other decided that it would be a great idea to light a few firecrackers and aim them at the bar across the street. This provoked a quick response, and soon everyone from both bars was outside, setting off explosives in the middle of the street, pointing them in every direction. At people, at windows, at cars, straight up (you know, the way they're SUPPOSED to go). This lasted maybe half an hour, most of which I spent inside, looking at the show through the window. But I did step outside a couple of times when there was a moment of calm, looking for a friend of mine. I ended up not finding it, but I did get hit in the forehead by something small and explosive. It's a small mark and it's healing well. I'm just really lucky it didn't hit me in the eye. And the availability of them all boggles my mind. They are everywhere, being sold by street vendors, to anyone at all. Everyone sets off firecrackers. And they don't just do it at night, they do it all throughout the day as well. Morning, noon and whenever. It's nuts. It's just more common at night. I walked past a group of children playing with a tube of firecrackers, and they couldn't have been more than five years old. Hell, I also saw a kid selling them with his mother. He must have been about eight or nine.

I will say one thing though, and that's that it is beautiful. From up here on the hill, we can look out over the city and see fireworks being set off all over, from a hundred street corners and balconies. For hours. At least, that's what we saw on the night of the 6th, which was the first day. We might not see that again.

Other than that, I got to have another home-cooked meal this past week. Wendy, who is a friend of mine and the student of one of the other foreigners, invited me and Randy to her home for a family meal. Her family members seems like they're very nice, despite the fact that I couldn't understand 99% of what was said. But the food was wonderful, and they were really hospitable. Plus, I got to see a bit of Chinese family life. We also played Mahjong, and I got to impress them all because I actually knew the rules. The game they played is actually far less complicated than the one I learned; I don't know if maybe they dumbed it down because I was there, but basically it doesn't matter what kind of hand one has at the end; the only thing that matters is who completes their hand first, so everyone was trying to get really easy, quick hands that would have been worthless using the rules I play with in Canada. Oh well. Good fun.

The weather is warming up, so during the daytime it'll be anywhere between zero and 5, So winter's on its way out. It's still a good deal less cold than the average Canadian winter, but it's been a little unpleasant this past week with minimal heating. I borrowed a space heater from one of the other people here, so I haven't gotten hypothermia or anything. Students should be arriving again this week, and hopefully the cafeterias will re-open as well. That'll be nice.
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Feb. 4th, 2008 @ 08:18 pm Week twenty-four: The trip
In which Robert island-hops and gains perspective

17 January, 2008, 11:05 AM
Villa Inn, Boracay

So far my trip to the Philippines has been memorable.
I flew from Xi'An to Shanghai and met up with Husain and his friends Matt, Will and Pauline there. They're from Scotland, the U.S. and Sweden, respectively. So we all hung out in the Shanghai airport for a few hours and we got on the 1:00 AM flight to Manila. We arrived at about 4:00 AM and hired a cab to bring us to the hostel that Matt had found on the internet. I think I chose the right room, because Will, in the other room, got woken up at like 8:00 because he was being bitten by dozens of tiny fire ants.

We stayed in Manila for two days. While we were there we mostly relaxed, but we did ask the hotel staff where we could find a nice bar, and she told us to ask the cabbie to bring us to Lopez street. The cabs here, by the way, are a motorcycle with a sidecar attached to it. They can carry six people (though I'm sure they weren't designed for it): two crammed into the front of the sidecar, two jammed into the back, and one behind the driver on the motorcycle. Plus the luggage on the roof, which, for us, weighed like 60 kilos total. When we loaded it up like that, they sometimes had a hard time getting started, or going up hills. But anyway, we went to Lopez street and it turned out the entire street is lined with Karaoke bars that double as whorehouses. If Pauline weren't with us, I think we white guys would have been mobbed.

19 January, 2008, 11:07 AM
Pension House Inn, Kalibo

We've now been through three cities: Manila, Boracay and we're now in Kalibo. It's kind of odd how with each city we expected the price of things to be lower, but it's actually gotten more and more expensive with each new location. We're right now paying 1,500 pesos ($37.5) for a room with 3 beds, a fan, and nothing else. For comparison, in Manila we paid 1,400 pesos ($35) for two rooms with two beds each, and A/C. Will and Pauline share a bed, but here, Matt, Husain and I are taking turns sleeping on the floor. Ah, the joys of backpacking with little money.

But I'm getting ahead of myself here.

On to Boracay! We had trouble booking flights over the telephone, so we just had to go there and hope for the best. We almost didn't get on the plane, but we finally found an affordable flight to Caticlan, from which point we took a boat ride to Boracay. Boracay is, apparently, the most expensive place in the Philippines, and the reason for this is that it's absolutely gorgeous. The entire island is jungle and beach. The beach part, however, is lined with a huge number of hotels, motels, resorts, restaurants, tattoo parlours, depanneurs, and so on. It's a huge commercial strip. That does detract from the beauty somewhat, but the beach itself is something to behold. We stayed there for two more days during which time we ate overpriced food (though still cheaper than Canada. More expensive than China, though), swam, got drunk, and bummed about. We took a cab (they're called "trikes") to the Northern beach on the island, which has not yet been developed to accommodate tourists, although I assure you it's on its way. Puka Beach, as it's called, is almost totally vacant, though the nearby restaurants are just as expensive. The lodging, what little there was, was also expensive. I keep mentioning price mostly because at least two people here are going to run out of money before the end of the trip at this rate.

From Boracay we took a sailboat back to Caticlan, and the cargo area was too small to take my bag. So I had to carry it, and of course it ended up getting soaked. Luckily, my camera and phone weren't damaged, but some of my books are a little worse off. So, from there, we took a bus to Kalibo. Now, Kalibo is not a huge tourist destination. Rather, it is, but not to foreign tourists. There are a lot of Filipino tourists here right now because we came in the middle of January, during the 796th annual Ati-Atihan festival. This holiday celebrates a group of Filipino providing shelter and protection to another group (I think- I only heard the story quickly) 800 years ago. Spanish missionaries have since altered the meaning of the festival to a non-Pagan one- oh, those crazy Pagans. The festival entails face-painting, live music, parades, and a lot of public drunkenness. It's a pretty Western atmosphere, actually, though the people are much, much poorer. 
But yes, because of the festival, prices are quadruple what they normally are for lodging, and the only place we can afford to stay is this room for three beds, for five of us. There's a public bathroom, with no showerhead. Luckily for us, the toilets have no water tank, so there's a bucket we use to dump water into the bowl after we use it, to make it flush. We can also use this bucket for showering. Or, we can sneak into the vacant rooms with private bathrooms to shower there.

The food in the Philippines is unimpressive. There's a lot of Western food available, but everything Filipino we order is greasy fried meat with a fried egg. It seems to be the only national dish, almost. Also, the portions are invariably very small. We have to order two dishes to get full.

21 January, 2008, 10:04 AM

This is our last day in Kalibo, for which I'm not terribly sorry. The festival is over and that was, by far, the best thing about the city. It's dirty here, crowded, and expensive. However, the festival was a lot of fun. There must have been at least two dozen marching bands, most of which were totally percussion-based, so that if you weren't very close to one of them, you would hear five others from every other direction, blending into an awesome atonal cacophony of drums. And the costumes were amazing. Just people just bought a Halloween mask, or painted their face, or attached a flashing light to their head, but there were a lot of folk marching in the parades, representing Filipino tribes, who had amazing elaborate outfits of beads and plates and hay, all painted bright yellow and red and green. It was really cool, and even the rain for the past two days didn't dampen it. The night-time parties were dampened somewhat by the rain, but that's okay. We had a good time anyway.

25 January, 2008, 2:58 PM
José's apartment, Manila

In the past four days, I have been through Kalibo, Iloilo, Dumangas, Bacolod, Murcia, Mambukal, Silay, and back to Manila. We hopped a bus from Kalibo to Iloilo, intending to buy passage on a boat to Bacolod. We accidentally got off the bus too early, and ended up at a gas station in the middle of nowhere. We found out that there was a boat leaving from nearby Dumangas, but we weren't sure how much we could trust the people who told us, because they also told us that information that we had looked up on the internet about schedules was wrong. When two sources directly contradict each other, I get suspicious, especially since most people seem to have a personal vested interest in getting us in their friend's taxi or boat or whatever. Anyway, it would have taken too long to get to the dock in Iloilo, so we went to Dumangas and got on a cargo ship to Bacolod. We pulled in at about 1:30 AM and found a hostel.

The next day, we found a jeepney (picture a cross between a city bus and a pickup truck. The rear of the pickup is extended, and a roof and benches are installed. That's a jeepney) to bring us to Mambukal, which is located on an active volcano. We sat on the roof of the jeepney, because there were so many passengers that it was hard to move inside the vehicle. We rode on the roof of the thing for over an hour, passing through several towns, sugarcane fields, and fighting cock farms. We passed through Murcia, but didn't actually stop there. Mambukal is a resort, not really a city, but because it's pretty out of the way, it's also inexpensive. There are hot springs which were actually simmering, where the air is a little hazy from the steam and the sulphur fumes. Husain actually got kind of sick from the fumes for a few hours. But the springs were redirected to a pool where it was cooled down somewhat, but still as hot as a hot bath. Matt and I jumped the fence in the middle of the night to go soak for a while. We also watched the bats wake up and start feeding at about sundown. Bats are cool.

We had booked a flight back to Manila for 1:00 PM the next day, so we woke up at 6:00 (a good three hours earlier than any other day thus far) to take a tour through the forest to see some of the waterfalls on the mountain. We still didn't have time to see most of it; you can walk all day through that forest, and we only had a couple of hours in the morning. So we got to the airport at noon to learn that they hadn't actually received our reservations and the flight was now booked up. Matt paid for a more expensive ticket and left a couple of hours later, but for the rest of us, the next available flight that we could afford was at 6:20 the next morning, so we went back to Silay to kill time. We ate, played football in the park, wandered through the town market (which is insane), sand karaoke, got drunk, slept at a bar, I got hit on by a gay guy for about two hours, and we finally got a ride back to the airport at 4:00 AM. The airport has only been operational for two weeks, so the shuttle bus isn't quite up yet. It's currently a pickup truck driven by someone who works in the mayor's office. Not a jeepney, but an actual pickup truck.

We arrived in Manila and met up with Matt's friend José, who works in the Spanish embassy here. He's only been here for a couple of weeks, but he's shown us a couple of nice bars and restaurants. Two nights ago, he and Matt went through a tour of every bar in surrounding area, which is hilarious considering that he lives in the red-light area of town. I'm sorry I wasn't there it sounds like it was a lot more fun than the way I spent my evening.

26 January, 2008, 3:04 PM
Wonder Lodge Inn, Banaue

What is it with us and late-night travel? We're losing a bunch of sleep, here. So we're all agreed that Manila is not a pleasant city. The area where we stayed for two days at the beginning of the trip wasn't too bad, but downtown Manila is dirty and crowded and expensive- more so than Kalibo. There are pretty much no redeeming qualities to the place. So, last night we caught a bus out of there. There are six of us now, as José has joined us, making us an even more ethnically unlikely group of tourists. We now have one American, one Canadian, one Palestinian, one Scot, one Spaniard and one Swede. Together we took the 10:45 bus from Manila to Banaue, which is a nine-hour bus ride. We all barely slept on the bus, and arrived here at about 7:30 AM.

First of all, this is easily the most enjoyable city we've visited. It's got a population of about 20,000 (compared to Manila's 11,000,000) and it's the least Westernised. This doesn't mean no one speaks English, because plenty of people do. And it doesn't mean it isn't easy for foreigners to get around, because there's a respectable tourist industry in this city. Rather, it means there are no huge international hotel and restaurant chains (though, of course, Coca-Cola is everywhere). The entire city is built on a slope, as it's located all over a valley, so walking from one part of town to another necessarily means going up and down as well as North, East, South and West. You can walk from the street into a building only to find that you've just entered the fourth floor, and the windows on the other side of the building show a drop down to the bottom of the valley. Banaue is also the home of the rice terraces, which I won't even try to describe. They're beautiful and I'll send pictures.

28 January 2008, 9:37 AM

We took a Jeepney yesterday up to Batad, which is a tiny village in the mountains. The jeepney couldn't actually go all the way there, it took us to a mountain a few kilometres away and we hiked the rest of the way. With us in the jeepney were two Czechs, five Germans, and two more Canadians. We didn't all stick together on the hike, but I did get to know one of the Germans and the two Canadians. We hiked for about five hours and swam in a pool with a waterfall falling into it. How awesome is that? There's a cockfighting pit in the city, too, and the weekly fight happened yesterday, so I was actually pushing to go see that, but for some strange reason that I can't fathom, I was outvoted. The hiking was tons of fun, though. I'm glad I went.

29 January, 2009, 8:29 AM
José's apartment, Manila

Yet another night with no sleep. Actually, I did sleep somewhat, but not more than two or three hours. We took another bus to get back from Banaue to Manila, 8:00 PM to 5:00 AM. We came to José's apartment as left for work, and we'll sleep all day here. The other four will fly back to Shanghai tonight and Tianjin tomorrow. I messed up, apparently, and bought my return ticket for the wrong day, so I'm going to be in the Philippines for an extra 24 hours. José, generous as he is, has offered to let me sleep at his place tonight so I don't have to rent a hotel room, which is really great. An extra day in the Philippines isn't exactly an unpleasant prospect, though I do look forward to going back to China, especially with everyone else leaving before me.

30 January, 2009, 7:01 PM
Nino Aquino International Airport, Manila

I'm not really sure how to expect returning to China. One the one hand, I'm going back to the place I live and work, where I have a stable bed and friends. On the other hand, it's CHINA. I'm going to be returning to this alien place, but is it really still alien? As much as I still think about Montreal, this place has become familiar. I know the bus routes and the cab fares, I know which restaurants and bars are my favourites, I know how to get around and find what I need in a store.

I remember my first afternoon in China. The feeling was indescribable. I went wandering around the campus, up to the commercial street, just far enough to make sure that I wouldn't get lost (though I needn't have worried; the campus is simple), and the feeling was so bizarre. The place was just so unfamiliar in so many respects and I was trying to get my head around the fact that I was going to be living there for the next ten months, at least. I was never able to shake the idea that this is strictly a temporary stay. Now that I've left for two weeks, I'm thinking about Xi'An like I normally think about Montreal, as the place to which I look forward to returning after being away.

I think leaving for two weeks was good for me. Not only because I got to see an amazing new country, with new food, culture, and atmosphere. Not only because almost everyone I know in Xi'An is also gone and I'd have little more than my pirated Star Trek DVDs for company. Not only because it's a lot warmer in Boracay than in Xi'An. But also because leaving has given me some perspective on where I am and how I fit in there- and also how it fits in me.

4 February, 2008, 12:27 PM
Siyuan University, Xi'An

So, to recap the trip!
The good: The weather was fantastic. It averaged about 25 degrees, I'd say, which is plenty hotter than it is here. The scenery was absolutely beautiful, and Banaue was the most idyllic place I'd ever seen. I met cool people, and made some friends whom I may or may not ever see again. I saw Husain again! And I swam in the ocean for the first time in about seven years.

The bad: the food was really not very good there. If you know me at all, you'll know that the quality of the food I'm eating has an impact on how much I enjoy things. I somehow managed to lose both my mobile phone and my bank card. They're both replaceable, though it's going to cost me some money and some convenience.

The return: Well… on one hand, I'm quite happy to be getting proper sleep again, and sleeping in the same bed as usual does help that. The thing is, everything is closed nearby. Without the students living here, the nearby commercial street is totally shut down, so there's nothing to do and nowhere to go nearby. The cafeterias are all closed down except one, which is serving a very limited menu of not very appetising boiled vegetables. Almost all of the other foreigners are gone to wherever it is they've decided to go. And here's the kicker: while all of the students are gone, the admin has also decided that it wouldn't be efficient to properly heat the building where we live. So they just shut it down.

However! The one foreigner here, Randy, is one with whom I get along quite well, and he has a kitchen in his room, so we're making our own food. I haven't properly cooked anything in months, and I forgot how much I enjoy it. I borrowed a space heater from one of the foreigners who's gone, so that's keeping me from dying. And there are apparently two more foreigners coming to the school sometime in the next two weeks, so that's good too. More people are cool.

I still have two weeks off, so that's plenty of time to relax (the trip to the Philippines was many things, but "relaxing" wasn't one of them. Quite the opposite) and get everything in order for the coming semester. A friend has invited me to visit her home during Spring Festival, so that should be really cool. My year abroad is half over, and I'm still enjoying myself plenty. Take care everyone!

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Jan. 13th, 2008 @ 11:26 am Week twenty-one: Chinese Christmas
In which our hero parties, goes on a date, loses friends, and celebrates the weather

13 January, 11:49 pm

There is much to say!

Okay, since last I wrote, Christmas happened. Christmas was fun- we went to an Italian restaurant just south of the southern wall of the city. We were kind of skeptical at first, because- hey, we're used to good Western food. But it turned out to be really good, as the owner and manager is an Italian expat. Sam speaks Italian, so he chatted him up during dinner, and he's a really friendly guy. He speaks no Chinese and a little bit of English, so I'm not sure how well he's managing in this country. But I'm glad he's here, because it means we could all have some really good pasta.

There're almost no similarities between Western Christmas and Chinese Christmas. In China, religion is really not a big thing- the government isn't really crazy about it, you know, and limits the places of worship that are available. That being said, there are some practicing Christians in the city, though they fall a distant third in terms of population, behind Buddhists and Muslims. We did go to a church for a late-night mass, though we didn't stay very long. There was a nun speaking, though of course I don't know what she was saying, and none of the people who could understand her had any background or interest in Christianity.  
But aside from that, the Chinese seem to celebrate Christmas by going into the street and eating food, carrying balloons, wearing masks and light-up devil horns, setting off firecrackers in the middle of crowded sidewalks, and generally milling about. It's as though they want to have some kind of Western celebration but aren't entirely sure how to do it. I asked one of our Chinese friends why people came to the center of the city. "Well, it's Christmas," she said. "I know that, but why here? What draws them to this place?" "Well, everyone else is here." "So people come here because everyone else is here, but there's no performance or show or anything like that?" "Right." I know that we do that in Canada too, sometimes, how we show up to a crowded event because it's the place to be... but there's always something there to draw people there in the first place. I can't fathom a crowd that exists for no reason at all except for the sake of being there.

Also, exams happened. I know I said that I wasn't going to have any, but that's because I work for a bunch of drunken monkeys. They gave me no more than five days of warning that I had exams to administer, despite the fact that I had been calling and e-mailing them for a month to ask for information on exactly this topic. You know what? This is a story better told in person. I'll save it for when I return. Remind me. I just will say that because my class is an oral English class, it had to be an oral test, not a written test. So that means I had to speak with each of the eighty-two students individually (except for the four who didn't show up). It took me about five and a half hours.

New Year's happened. On New Year's Eve, we were invited to come to a bar by Thane and Emma, and while we were there, we met a number of other foreigners who are tons of fun. I've since gone out with a few of them again, specifically Jordan and Matthew. But yes, on New Years' Eve, we went to a bar, had tons of fun, then went dancing at a club. I went, I danced, I got a girl's number. I've since seen her once, and it turns out that her English is only slightly poorer than my Chinese. We had lunch and communicated somewhat, and it was great language practice, but it was kind of a long afternoon. It gets tiring to look up every fourth word in the dictionary. Hey, at least it wasn't every second word.

I think I'm going to stop going to clubs, though. I've gone pretty often in the past few weeks because I'm often with people who want to go there, but I just don't enjoy it. I'd much rather stay at the bar and play Mahjong (some of the new people play Mahjong! Hurrah! Seriously, can you believe I still have not played this bloody game in this country? No one else ever seems to want to). We'll see how well I hold that up.

My friends are moving away! Argh! Some of them, anyway. Frank, one of the foreigners here, had only signed on for a six-month contract, so he's headed to Seoul for a month and then back to Ontario. His wife and daughter came to stay with him for a week, and we all went out for roast duck together. His family are good people, I liked them. Some of my Chinese friends are moving away too, which really sucks. It's very hard to find Chinese people here that I really enjoy being with, because in most cases there's a huge communication barrier. I mean, spending time with someone who doesn't speak English well is good practice for my Chinese, but it's work. It's not a great afternoon. And I have a really hard time developing a rapport with someone with whom I can barely converse. But in any case, the two Chinese people whom I did meet, with whom I really enjoy spending time, are moving away this week. They've been accepted into a foreign student program at a university, and will be going to Florida to study and perfect their English. That's great for them, and I'm really happy for them, but it does suck a little for me. Ah well.

On the plus side, there are two new foreigners arriving next semester! I know very little about them. I know there'll be one man and one woman, and I know they'll also be Canadian, but apart from that, there's not a lot I know. I look forward to meeting them, too. New folk are always good. Well, usually. At the very least it'll be interesting. Kind of like the rest of this trip!

Also, I had, for the first time, a home-cooked Chinese meal, which was heavenly. Thane and Emma invited Randy, Stephen, Sam and me to their home for dinner, and we all jumped at the chance, despite the fact that we were all kind of hung over from having partied until 7:00 AM the night before (they invited us to come on January 1st). But they're great folk, and I really enjoyed hanging out with them. Plus, Emma is a great cook; I am going to insist that she teach me how to make at least a few of those dishes before I leave the country.

Also in news, I taught children for a day. Emma called me and asked me if I could be a substitute teacher at her school for a day, as two of her teachers had called in sick and she was unable to find a replacement. She had asked me before to work at her school, on a regular schedule. I turned that down, as I really have no desire to hop the bus for an hour there and back once a week so I can work more. Also, working for another school is technically violating one of the terms of my contract with Siyuan, which I'm not eager to do. But if she needs it as a favour, I'm happy to help. Just so long as it's not a regular thing. But yeah… eight-year-olds. My lord, does that job ever require patience. Patience and energy. It's a whole different thing. I'm really glad I took this job at Siyuan, because I'm far more comfortable with older students. Even if they're lazy and apathetic and resistant to almost everything I say, they're still a lot easier to handle than a class full of running, jumping, screaming, climbing, energetic eight-year-olds.

It's been snowing for three days! It actually looks something like a Canadian winter outside- a mild one, anyway. There are no more than a few centimetres of snow, but it's a lot better than nothing! I'm really glad that it's snowing, I think it would have been really weird to go the entire season without any lasting snow at all. The other folk here think I'm nuts for enjoying this weather. That's okay. I'm enjoying it and they're not. So there.

Well, I'm now two weeks into my six-week break from work, and I'm about to go travelling! Yes, I'm going to go to the Philippenes for two weeks! I'm flying to Shanghai tomorrow afternoon, where I'll meet up with Husain and some of his friends (four of them, I think), and then we're all going to Manila together! That should be a blast. Once I come back, I'll have another two weeks with no classes that I can use to explore Xi'An - which I have been doing, but only in a limited way. There's tons that I want to see- I still haven't seen the Terra Cotta Warriors, but I'd rather wait until spring to go there- partly because it'll be warmer, and partly because one of the sections is closed off while they excavate more of them. But, for example, I still haven't visited the Great Mosque of Xi'An. But yeah, we're all going in separate directions. Randy's going to Shanghai, Yan to his hometown, in China (though I don't remember where exactly), Douglas to a number of cities throughout China, Stephen to Cape Town, Sam back to Toronto (though he's coming back), and Michel to Hainan province in the south of China. So, we all split up and come back for the beginning of the next semester.

Happy new year to all! Or, if you will, 新年快乐! That's pronounced kind of like "Sin nian kwai luh!" I wish you all a great time and I look forward to finding out all about what's been going on while I've been away. I wish you all the best. Take care!
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